Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession
to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but
he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange
for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it
would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without
pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made
a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the
Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to
address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed
the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied
for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that
tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon
Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon
Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he
quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was
eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left
satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer
found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of
1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied,
Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report
this matter to the King shooed him away with no
payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive
dose of the same itching powder into the King's
loincloth. The King immediately summoned Nick the
Dragon Slayer...

MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.

 

noice h:

 

hnoes:

 

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