Last night at the bar I was showing my date how I can take my tongue ring out, and I dropped the bottom ball on the floor. No way was I going to find it. I kept the barbell in to make sure the hole wouldn't close up, the plan being that I would go get a new one today.

I slept with it just fine, but this afternoon before I went out to buy the new barbell I was eating an olive with the pit still in and when I spat the pit into the trash I noticed that the barbell wasn't in my tongue any more. The barbell wasn't in the trash, so the only other place it could have gone was for me to swallow it.

It was kind of fun explaining to the girl working at Pac Sun how I lost it, but now I'm a little worried about if it's gonna poke holes in my insides or something. Or maybe I should be more worried about when it comes out.

 

AHH that sucks!


I'll ask around with my friends with tongue piercing and see if any of them have any good advice..

But if you take a shit, and hear a "ting", you're in the clear!

 

damn, that's gonna hurt

 

just give it a few hours :chuckles:

 

It's stainless steel so I'm pretty sure I'm not going to digest it.

 

lets hope it doesn't come out sideways h:

 

Yes I hope it aligns itself parallel to the shape of the turd.

 

Any progress h:

 

You'll shit it tomorrow morning:eek3:

 

It's an omen!