and everytime i fart, its difficult to breath because it smells so bad. and im supposed to be meeting up with this girl in about an hour. what do i do? my theory is that there is a piece of poop in my ass that is blocking the opening, thus making me fart. sorta like how a musical instrument works. h:

 

Umm... high sulfur content in your foods


Try to fart as much as possible now, and get that gas out!

 

oh Lord. poor girl

go sit on the toilet for the next hour and see if u can get whatever it is out of tehre!!!!

 

dutch oven maybe?

 

:down: asswad

 

:chuckles:

i dont even fart when im with a girl. i was once dating a girl for like 2 years and i never farted around her once

 

LOL. u gotta be comfortable with the person. after 2 years u shouldve been comfy enough!!!! my ex and i were real open about that kinda stuff...

 

why not? after two years you should be at least comfortable enough to occasionally accidently let er rip without it bein a big deal.

 

I've NEVER pulled that on a woman...


But once I made my g/f and I a nice italian dinner... with roasted garlic... The gas from both of us was something horrible...


But by the end of the night, we had thought we'd gotten the gas all cleared out of our systems, and had gone to bed...

Though, about an hour later, I guess she had to fart, so she got up and left the room (Way too respectful of a girl )... When she crawled back into bed, something upset my internal balance, and I let loose with a veritable cannon blast of a fart, and right on to her leg!

She was so digusted she hit me, and I woke up going
"Ahh? What did I do?"
Her :angry:
"Huh? *sniff*... oh... umm..."
Her "Just go back to bed"