this is going to sound weird, but apparantly some weird shit has been happening in my area.

i live out in the boonies, which just makes this even more creepy. apparantly there have been at least two sightings of this extremely large cone-shaped object around here. it doesn't have any legs, but it moves faster than anything than the witnesses have ever seen. its completely black, and doesn't reflect any light. the first person who saw it said she went out into her back yard because her dogs were barking up a storm. they were over at the end of the yard, and she saw this cone thingy speed off into the woods. the dogs kept growling and sniffed the spot where this thing was, and wouldnt' shut up for a while. another kid saw it (who i know) and said he was driving and he saw it cross the road. it was larger than a deer, and moved a lot faster than one. plus people in the area (including myself) have been hearing extremely weird an unearthly noises.

:nervous:
scary shit man

 

take pics

 

I scratch my butt hole, and then I smell it


:uhhok:

 

i haven't seen it yet, but if i do, and i miraculously have a camera on me, then i will take pics to satisfy you


:hahano:

 

hmm

if it doesn't reflect light, how would you be able to see it?


i'd say get gun and let off a few rounds at it and see what it does

 

sometimes i pick my nose and then flick the booger across the room

:uhhok:

 

yes. definately NEVER coming to stay with you again. EVAR! :nervous: im scared. seriously. i wont be able to sleep now hnoes:

 

EXTRATERRESTRIALS!!!! :nervous:

 

that's f-in awesome!!! i hope i see this. but since i've returned home, i've been hearing some weird noises i don't remember. i hear this droning sound that sounds like it should be causing a rumbling but doesnt :dunno:

don't get abducted!

 

its kinda like a really ****ing big shadow
shooting it might not be a bad idea though :thinking: :chuckles:
:af:
:nervous:
i was scared getting in and out of my car after i heard that


the guy who told me about this heard this humming noise then a really weird gurgling sound. i keep hearing noises like a dog being tortured, except weirder.