A woman went to her boyfriend's parents house for Christmas
Dinner.
This was her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all
sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman began to feel a little
discomfort. Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.

The gas pains were almost making her eyes water. Left with no
other
choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart.
It
wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even
had a
chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog
that had
been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern
voice,
"Skippy!"

The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across
her
face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
again. This
time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
"rrriiippp"

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit
Skippy!".

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.
This time
she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train
whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust
and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"

 

damn, I've heard that retold in at least 12 diffrent ways

 

:hahahaahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahahahhahaha: :doh:

 

Oh, I'm sorry..next time I see something that amuses me I'll keep it to myself and let you people be miserable....

 

You could have at least fixed the line breaks so it wasn't *that* obvious that you cut-n-pasted it from a forwarded email. :db:

 

I thought I had temporary selective xielsdya. :chuckles: