Lets hear 'em! :exnbp:

 

not me but my little cousin.

When he was about 10 we were staying up for x-mas.

He fell asleep so we put in his bed upstairs.

The stupid little shit walks down around midnight then goes to the kitchen, so we figured he was thirsty.

Well he then removed the top on the trash can and takes a piss in it! we all went :eh: :shocked:

then walks back up stairs. a few minutes later he walks down laughing saying he had a dream where he peed in the trash can in the kitchen.

We threw him in the pool after that

 

:loco:

 

I used to talk in my sleep when I was a kid. I don't think I ever made any sense h:

My ex girlfriend used to talk sometimes, she'd mumble a little, nothing I could decipher.

 

one of my friend (rick) has night terrors
he shares a room with his brother (ern) and ern used to tell us rick would start banging on the wall with his fist in the middle of the night sand yell "shiat !! shiat !! shiat !!"

also they have twin beds arranged so the walkway is a T
rick would get up and run up and down the T


my brother:
one time me an my friends were playing WCW nitro in my brother room cuz its kinda big
all of a sudden during a quiet moment we hear my brother mumble, "ey peter are you going vusa besu? heh heh heh"


my gf says i talk in my sleep

 

when I was under 4, I shared a bedroom with my sister who is 2yrs older. We had bunk beds, I was on the bottom bunk and she was on the top bunk.. she has some wierd dream one night and fell off the top bunk.

The sucky part was that I was into to Tonka trucks, like dump trucks and bulldozers, which I usually left on the floor next to my bed.. She fell on to my trucks h: