dude, my friend is a whack job
you're invited to my new years party at my place in chicago. it will be
monumental. it has the following features:
- loud music
- good food
- alcohol
- 44th floor indoor swimming pool with panoramic view of downtown
chicago
- big ass tv
- lots of interesting people, including but not limited to:
- a russian jewish artist
- a former upi war correspondent who grows pot
- an irish economist
- jerry springer (if he accepts my invitation)
- me
- hot chicks/guys
- a swanky 95th floor bar with views of 4 states for those of you who
don't
think my booze is good enough
significant others are welcome
it is located at , Chicago, IL 60611,
please
rsvp.
cordially yours
sir adam
jerry lives in the same building. it would be badass if he shows.
monumental. it has the following features:
- loud music
- good food
- alcohol
- 44th floor indoor swimming pool with panoramic view of downtown
chicago
- big ass tv
- lots of interesting people, including but not limited to:
- a russian jewish artist
- a former upi war correspondent who grows pot
- an irish economist
- jerry springer (if he accepts my invitation)
- me
- hot chicks/guys
- a swanky 95th floor bar with views of 4 states for those of you who
don't
think my booze is good enough
significant others are welcome
it is located at , Chicago, IL 60611,
please
rsvp.
cordially yours
sir adam
jerry lives in the same building. it would be badass if he shows.


