I ate a 3 dollar new york strip down in vegas on monday, and I am still feelin its effects

 

lol! i'm worse than you man...mine are silent so no one else is warned but me. Then, they begin to suffocate on horrid smell because there is no oxygen anymore. Or when i'm going to bed, laying on my stomach, the sheets are vibrating from farting so loud and hard at least 20x a night

 

I don't know who originally said this but:

To women:
Farts are a necessarry bodily function.

To men:
Farts are a never ending source of entertainment.

This is so, so true.

 

 

Boy I'm glad I looked at this thread while eating breakfast. :barf:

 

^ :rofl:

 

I dare you to stick a blow off valve into your ass.:fawk:

PSSSS PSSSS PSSS

 

my stomach hurts.

 

You know they're bad when your ass starts to burn like it's on fire before you rip one. :ugh:

 

Why Allison?