Shit! Does this mean I can't sleep with her anymore?

 

I think you're missing two very large key parts of this joke.

 

You two remind me of one of my old psychology TAs in college... She and a couple of her other queer friends would drive around her town in conservative Colorado and yell "Breeders!" at couples on the street :chuckles:

 

I've yelled "baby maker" at the one guy at school last year because him and his girlfriend had maybe 3 abortions and he was proud of it. Gosh that got him pissed off. Just wrap it up, Pop Tart, and we wouldn't have a problem with the whole thing. Or better yet why not wait for sex when you're responsible enough to deal with the consequences that will affect EVERYBODY around? Oh well. I can go on and on and on and on about this.

 

People like that are asses. That poor woman! Someone should just grab her and keep saying "WTF?" until she gets it... Guys like that will always tear women's lives apart...

Though, I'd love to be able to engage in sex with no fear at all of pregnancy, BUT that would require one of two drastic measures:

1) Performing operative surgery on my balls... No go

2) Pitch for your team... also a no go h:


People that put other's livelihoods at stake for sex sicken me... and repeated abortions put the woman's future fertility at stake in a baaaad way...

 

I say morning to you all because I think I fell asleep in the shower.

 

Yeah.. real tasteful.

 

I've done that a couple times... but the worst was when I had a long, long night fueled by a bottle of Jack Daniels... That was bad...

I woke up in the shower (Well, more like "came to") and I was like "Oh wow... what a crazy night... and... hrm... I don't really remember anything". Dried off and got out of the shower, and walked into my room, only to find the best friend of one of my close female friends nekkid in my bed... :eek3: At least she was hot though, but still... :eek3: