Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

 

:hahano:

 

Welcome to 1985 (and also "Bicentinalman" 1999)

 

A group of engineers is hired to design a new lightning rod for a tower being built down town. They figure they'll examine an existing one first to get started, so they go outside an find one built into a flag pole. They take out a tape measure and start taking measurements. As they try to measure the height of the pole the tape just folds over and falls to the ground. They stand there stumped when a physicist walks by. The engineers explain the problem to the physicist, whom, then removes the pole from the ground, lays it flat and measure it. "20 feet" he says and then goes on his way. One of the engineers replies "typical of a physicist... we ask for the height and he gives us the length!"

 

a rabbi, a priest, and an engineer walk into a bar and

:thinking: ...

damn, i forgot how this one goes

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hahahaha good jokes. i'm getting a dual major in ME/physics, and that second joke wned: meh

 

A priest, A rabbi and a Nun walk into a bar, the bartender says "What is this, some kinda joke?"

 

I owned myself too :a:

 

Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy demonstrates to the second guy that he is completely lacking in any social skills whatsoever. The second guy says,

"What are you, some kind of engineer?"

:db:

 

:sqfawk:

Three engineers are in a ballon sailing through a canyon, when they realize they're lost. They all yell out "Help! Can anyone tell us where we are?" hoping someone will hear and point them in the right direction. They hear an echo through the canyon saying "You're lost!" One of the engineers says: "It must be a MrFatBooty." One of the other enginners asks why? He replies: "Because his answer was prompt, it was 100% correct, and it was absolutely useless!" :fawk: