Let's hear 'em! (Don't hate, it's all in good humor )

How do you make a blonde drown? Sticking a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

 

i may have heard this from han :dunno:
3 blondes are sitting around talk ing about their daughters:
blonde mom1: oh my god,i was in my daughters room today and i found cigarettes, and i didnt even know she smoked!
blonde mom 2:yea well get this, i was in my daughters room and i found alcohol and i didnt even know that she drank!
blonde mom 3: thats nothing, i was in my daughters room today and i found condoms... and i didnt even know she had a penis!