9 Things I Hate About Everyone
11-03-2003, 08:40 PM
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Sorry if this is a repost. I just got this from a friend
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It's funny coz its true....
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fock is yours? Do I point
at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?!
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv
and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the fock would you keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
focking
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever focking does!! What can you do
that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the
bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
_____________
It's funny coz its true....
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fock is yours? Do I point
at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?!
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv
and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the fock would you keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
focking
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever focking does!! What can you do
that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the
bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
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11-03-2003, 09:20 PM
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Why would you hate all those things? EVERYONE does them, but nobody really thinks about them when they do it...just sounds like random excuses to HATE something about somebody...
11-03-2003, 09:22 PM
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Originally posted by Patman015
Why would you hate all those things? EVERYONE does them, but nobody really thinks about them when they do it...just sounds like random excuses to HATE something about somebody...
Why would you hate all those things? EVERYONE does them, but nobody really thinks about them when they do it...just sounds like random excuses to HATE something about somebody...