Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things there, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt?"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their behind when they ask where the bathroom is?

What do you call male ballerinas?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Stop singing and read on..............

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

:thinking:.....:thinking:.....:lmao::eh::dunno:

 

Um...nope.

 

Your mother when she read about the positives of breast feeding you.

 

How do you know he was breast fed?

 

I asked Sylvia Brown.

 

did you ever wonder......that this is a :repost:

 

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberrys!"

:irock:

 

:lmao:.... this kind of thing comes up at least 1-2x a year..

 

Did you ever wonder that I don't care.