A young man gets a job cleaning up at a funeral home. One day the mortician hears him calling for him to hurry up and come into the room where the corpses are prepped. When the mortician gets there, the young man is standing next to the corpse of a woman, with the sheet the was covering her pulled all the way off.
"This lady has a shrimp sticking out of her cooch" says the kid.
The mortician slaps him on the back of the head and says "That's not a shrimp dumbass, that's her clitoris."









"Oh....well it tasted like shrimp"

 

Ewwwwwww.

 

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