A bus carrying nothing but ugly people got into a major accident, killing all passangers.
As the passangers got to heaven, they were all waiting around. God came and since they were killed in a tragic way, he would grant them one wish. So everyone got in a line.
God approached the first person, and she says
"I wish to be beautiful" God snaps his fingers, done.
The next person, wishes for the same thing. Again, god snaps his fingers, done.
This keeps going on down the line, when suddenly the last man in line starts laughing his ass off. All the people in front of him start looking at him, but continue having god grant their wish of being attractive.
Finally god approaches the last ugly person.
"Well.. what do you wish for?"
"Change 'em all back."

 

:rofl: asshole.

 

Hahahahahahahahahaha oh man that was funny. Definitely an asshole!!

 

:thumbup:

 

ha ha.

 

:repost:

 

Hahaha, thats funny.

Reminds me of this joke...

Three guys are stranded on an island. One guy finds a magic lamp and rubs on it. A genie pops out and grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was back home with his family, *poof* he was gone. The second guy wished for a boat so he could get back home. *poof* He got a boat and started sailing home. The third says "I feel so lonely, I wish those guys were back with me again."

 

Dont rub the lamp if you dont want to genie to pop out :naughty:

 

hahas;hjakl

 

hehe :chuckles: that's a good one!!