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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 03:04 PM
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and where he is also enjoying a big chocolate covered vanilla ice cream bar.
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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 03:06 PM
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Deek stops eating momentarily, and takes notice of poor, fat Shirley sprawled out on the sidewalk, his dress upturned.
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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 03:07 PM
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sadly, it appears that Deek's only ho is the ice cream bar.
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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 03:09 PM
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so then deek walks depressingly to his new job which is mowing lawns.
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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 03:09 PM
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And Oprah likes ice cream bars so much she forgot that her show was really about euthanasia among cattle.
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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 03:10 PM
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Just then, Shirley gets up, gently sobbing. He mends his torn dress with bubblegum found in the gutter, and pleads with Deek, begging to work for him.
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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 03:12 PM
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and deek accepts
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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 03:14 PM
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But Shirley won't make much money in his torn and soiled knee length dress, so they get into Deek's taxi and head to the thrift shop.
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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 03:23 PM
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Deek gallantly buys Shirley a sexy (well, it would be sexy on someone a quarter of his size) negligee, and forces poor Shirley to model it.
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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 03:29 PM
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Understanding this is all part of being Deek's ho, Shirley tries to get it on, yet fails miserably, in the process busting the shoulder straps. A tear forms in Shirley's eye.
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