i went to pick up my sister today at her high school...i didn't even park yet, i was about to park at this one spot where they required a permit, i stopped there for 3 seconds with my engine still running. Then suddenly that fat parking ticket issuing bitch came over and gave me a ticket...i'm like the f*ck i wasn't even parked yet my engine is still running...then she hand me the ticket and said you need to move your car now...i'm like wtf??? i get a ticket when i'm not even parked...damn i wanted to ****en glocked that fat bitch down...i was ****en pissed...i guess my sister will be walking home from now on...

 

Don't pay it! Unless your sister drives it to school.

 

Shouldn't have stopped there:doh:

 

i stopped to wait for my sister at that exact same spot at least 50 times already and that never happened...i remember that fat bitch too...gave my dad a parking ticket a while back...i never forget unusually fat and ugly bitches...its something that stays on my mind cuz of the horror it brings to me...

 

Don't pay it, fight teh system.

 

feed her doughnut...
that should make her life miserable :chuckles:

 

:werd: bring donuts next time and if she hands you a ticket hand her a donut

 

remember the story about the guy who paid for his ticket but later they dropped it or something? when he wrote out the check, he wrote "BULLSHIIT TICKET" on the lower left hand line that says "for". i guess you can give that a try and let us know if that works. hehe.

 

hahahaha...since its 35 bucks i'll write a check for 40 bucks and put on the memo "extra 5 bucks is for the fat parking enforcement officer to get a can of slim fast"

 

i dare you to. i will paypal you $.25 if you do. course you must have pics, before and after endorsement.:thumbup: