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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 06:55 PM
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i need to take a dump right now, but its not budging :happysad:
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 06:56 PM
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have ice cream and top it with mustard and relish. that'll work fo sho :chuckles:
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 06:56 PM
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Drink water. Eat some prunes. Take some Maalox.
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 07:00 PM
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beans beans good for your heart

seriously, a can of baked beans would do it
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 07:07 PM
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Default Re: what to do when constipated?
Originally posted by hollaboyz
i need to take a dump right now, but its not budging :happysad:
:lmfao:

so technically, you're not actually taking a dump

drink prune or apple juice, I'd say apple juice, tastes better:yumyum:
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 07:09 PM
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Too much fucking information.

Take some Ex-Lax.
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 07:12 PM
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eat fruit
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 07:17 PM
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actually, i toughed it out like a real man

my anus is now sore and my feces wouldn't fit down the drain. but it feels good to have it out of there h:
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 07:19 PM
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TOO MUCH FUCKING INFO!!!!
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 07:19 PM
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Originally posted by Dªv£
beans beans good for your heart

seriously, a can of baked beans would do it
That'll just make you all bloated and gasey and miserable. Black licorice is a natural laxative as well is warm water. Good luck hehe
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