We parted ways five years ago yet you still send me letters sometimes two or three times a week.
You try to convince me that I'm not really happy now and I would be much happier with you.
I really thought you would have moved on by now, found someone else. But you just can't seem to let go.
Sure, I still have your old stuff but that's only because I don't want to climb up on the roof and get it down it's not because I'm waiting for you.
You went beyond just looking desperate years ago, now you just look crazy.
You've even sunk so low that you disguised one of your pleas as a Christmas card with no return address.
I'm never coming back.
Please go find someone else and be happy DirecTv
Dish Network and I are happy together and you aren't going to come between us.

 

at first i was like :huh:

then i was like :chuckles:

 

+1

That's pretty good.

 

good juan!:lmao: