about all these damn birds that keep shittin' on my car after I wash it? Get a shotgun? Cut down all the trees on my street? I'm only 1/2 serious, but I jjust washed my car on Sun and I had o park between some trees (driveway was full...no respect!) If I wake up in the morning and there are droppings all over my baby I might just go mad! Sorry about the rant

 

red x's h:

get a cheap car cover from wallmart and keep it covered.. i think birds like the shiny paint.