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Old Dec 23, 2003 | 01:50 PM
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Charlotte, NC 12.23.2003 -- Merry Christmas to all of our members, old and new, and a very Happy New Year!

A poem of choice from some of our members:

Night Before Christmas.. HAN style
Twas the night before Christmas, and all over HAN
Not a n00bie was lurking, even those with Rice Cans.
The Basement was hopping with those known as "OG"
In hopes that lots of goodies would be left under the tree.
"A digi cam" "An XBox!" "A cell phone!" Or three..
Was the cry admist making fun of Deek's Taxi M3.
The OGs were whoring with not a care in sight.
While some battled ruthlessly in Isketch all night.
There was leg humping, rice bashing and kill stories unending
Then one more click and.... DAMMIT! The server is pending!

Then all of a sudden a wisp through the air
the server came back up and functioned with care
Will's photoshop heaven flourished until midnight
When out of the blue, St Nick came to the site
"Ho Ho Ho" He posted with ease
as EliteAccord responded with a naughty smiliey tease

StNickTypeR was the screename he used.
And being a n00b, well, he got abused.
But the OGs soon realized this guy was okay,
as soon as he shouted "Alteezas are ghey!"
"My sled rocks a drop and JDM lights.
And the reindeer are turboed ever so nice.
The only problem I have is with the lag,
help me to lesson the load of this heavy toy bag!"

after a few posts and propositions later,
in came crucial, the resident hater
he bitched and moaned for the rest of the night,
and people like me responed with spite
so after the usual arguments had stopped,
behold! a repost appeared at the top

"Carbon Fiber for All!" he typed with glee
He had engines, and rims, and tires, you see
seats, and dvd screens, and yes, help for deek's yellow taxi!

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But WideBodyEK and a tiny... reindeer? (Tek)
I heard a low growl of a BMW so sick,
I had to post the dreaded smiley: :wopics:

A little Asian driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be :rick:
More rapid than eagles, his coupe came,
He got pissed off and shouted, and banned people by name...

Ban Morpheus! Ban ASIMO! Warn Crucial and BDI!
(I wonder if jail time got him :idb: with a guy?)
On to Nor-cac and on to Oooh-Tahl,
Dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

as the people of han
slept patiently...
waiting for saint nick
to leave jdm under the tree...
after delivering the presents
he made a quick call
and told mrs claus im going to the socal meet this saturday afterall...

Well that wasn't so bad... infact kinda nice,
So a :thumbup: to all,
and to all... have some rice!


Merry Christmast everyone and wishing you tidings from Daniel and Chanc!
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Old Dec 23, 2003 | 07:48 PM
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that is great. Merry christmas to all and have a Happy New year
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Old Dec 23, 2003 | 10:06 PM
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HAN doesn't rhyme with can. :eh:


:chuckles:


Merry Christmas.
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Old Dec 24, 2003 | 06:51 AM
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Haha... you put it all together like that, and it's priceless! :rofl:
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Old Dec 24, 2003 | 10:06 AM
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:thumbup: very nice work.
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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 02:26 AM
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Great, Just Beauty!
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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 03:38 PM
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That's the funniest thing I've read in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time! :thumbup:
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Old Dec 27, 2003 | 07:38 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


that was awesome drumsy!!!! but why wasn't i in it? :wiggle:
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Old Dec 29, 2003 | 03:44 PM
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:lmfao: awesome!! you should be published poets
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