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Old Jun 5, 2009 | 10:02 AM
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so i was takin' my daily shit this morning and read the first two paragraphs of this article in this month's newsweek and went :wtf: thought i'd share.

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In January, Oprah Winfrey invited Suzanne Somers on her show to share her unusual secrets to staying young. Each morning, the 62-year-old actress and self-help author rubs a potent estrogen cream into the skin on her arm. She smears progesterone on her other arm two weeks a month. And once a day, she uses a syringe to inject estrogen directly into her vagina. The idea is to use these unregulated "bio-identical" hormones to restore her levels back to what they were when she was in her 30s, thus fooling her body into thinking she's a younger woman. According to Somers, the hormones, which are synthesized from plants instead of the usual mare's urine (disgusting but true), are all natural and, unlike conventional hormones, virtually risk-free (not even close to true, but we'll get to that in a minute).

Next come the pills. She swallows 60 vitamins and other preparations every day. "I take about 40 supplements in the morning," she told Oprah, "and then, before I go to bed, I try to remember … to start taking the last 20." She didn't go into it on the show, but in her books she says that she also starts each day by giving herself injections of human growth hormone, vitamin B12 and vitamin B complex. In addition, she wears "nanotechnology patches" to help her sleep, lose weight and promote "overall detoxification." If she drinks wine, she goes to her doctor to rejuvenate her liver with an intravenous drip of vitamin C. If she's exposed to cigarette smoke, she has her blood chemically cleaned with chelation therapy. In the time that's left over, she eats right and exercises, and relieves stress by standing on her head. Somers makes astounding claims about the ability of hormones to treat almost anything that ails the female body. She believes they block disease and will double her life span. "I know I look like some kind of freak and fanatic," she said. "But I want to be there until I'm 110, and I'm going to do what I have to do to get there."
http://www.newsweek.com/id/200025

i didn't finish the article and don't even really know what it's about, but 60 pills a day?!

i try to drink a lot of water :hsugh:
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Old Jun 5, 2009 | 10:03 AM
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thats some sean sherk shit
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Old Jun 5, 2009 | 10:12 AM
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Damn. I'd still fuck her
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Old Jun 5, 2009 | 10:59 AM
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That is to the point of psychosis...
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Old Jun 5, 2009 | 11:00 AM
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cancer here she comes.
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Old Jun 5, 2009 | 12:31 PM
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I read that Newsweek article a few days ago -- it's been making the rounds in the medical community. Oprah is known to push a lot of quackery/woo-type stuff on her show, the type of thing like "lose 50 pounds in a month with this special diet!" or "take these bioidentical hormones to maintain your youth" -- the vast majority of these things are not backed up by any scientific evidence, have not been appropriately tested in humans, and some can be downright dangerous to your health. She has even gotten behind "the Secret," the idea that thinking positively will make positive things happen. This is beyond the "have a good attitude and good things will happen" type of thinking, but more like thinking about a sandwich and someone on the street will walk up and give you a sandwich, or thinking that you can cure your breast cancer and that it will be magically cured without medical intervention.

Oprah is often considered the bane of many phsyicians existence, as she promotes untested therapies on her show and most of the time does not give equal time or credence to real scientists or respected physicians. Since she has such clout with her viewers, they often buy into these treatments hook, line, and sinker. Anyone should be able to tell by watching Oprah that these therapies haven't worked for her -- she's constantly getting fat, losing the weight, then getting fat again.

Suzanne Somers is just a nut who can't stomach the fact that she is aging, and rather than aging gracefully she is holding on to any last hope that she might be able to regain her youth and trying anything that might possibly keep her young.

It's really a good article, and if you have some time you should read it.
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Old Jun 6, 2009 | 04:49 AM
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maybe i'll finish it
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Old Jun 6, 2009 | 05:01 AM
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Excuse me, but injecting hormones into your vag?
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Old Jun 6, 2009 | 06:22 AM
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I didn't even catch the part about 60 pills a day, all I took away from it was the vagina injections like LT...

If I had a vag... :hsugh:
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Old Jun 6, 2009 | 09:41 AM
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HGH and vag injections :rofl:

No wonder she and Tom Cruise get along
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