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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 08:41 AM
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you know, i live in an apt cause i'm trying to get out of debt so i when i get ready to buy a house, i will have more income to buy a nicer place...that & at the moment, my credit is just average cause of the large amount of credit card debt i had & am in the process of getting out from under. it's not that i dont want a house, it's just that i can't afford the quality of house that i can get once i'm debt free & my credit score is better which should = better interest rate......

so today, i get an email from my apt complex office that's telling about some work they are going to be doing to the parking lots & other stuff, & at the end of the email, it has this little gem of knowledge:

This month one of the homeowners in your area will pay $1183.00 mortgage payment of which $167.17 of that sum will go towards their equity. $1017.31 will pay interest and escrow. They cut their own grass, pay property taxes and homeowners association dues. The mortgage company won’t fix the faucet, exterminate, repair closet doors, or repair a leak in the roof. This weekend while you enjoy your free time, your home-owning neighbor will spend their precious extra time and money at a home improvement store – we want you to know that you can call us to assist you with any service need.

Sincerely,

Your Team at The Overlook TN


SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?! :hahano:
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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 08:45 AM
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hahaha that's funny...trying to convince you that renting is better than owning.
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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 09:54 AM
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Hahahahahaha.... sighhhh.


I spend my weekend mowing and taking care of house shit.. but it is MY house.
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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 10:10 AM
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i want a house
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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by jaymar88
Hahahahahaha.... sighhhh.


I spend my weekend mowing and taking care of house shit.. but it is MY house.
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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 10:38 AM
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BTW James, no need to try to explain why you're in an apt and not a house.. Do what you gotta do right?
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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 10:46 AM
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Wow... I might move out of this house I live in and share and get an apartment instead.

Do they do laundry or dishes too? h:
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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 11:39 AM
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i live in a shitty townhouse
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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 12:34 PM
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That's why my wife and I are going to move into a condo...
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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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apt ftw
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