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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 05:40 PM
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So I got roped into Jury Duty next week starting Monday morning....

What is the quickest way to get dismissed....

I know it sounds bad, but I have to fight alot of traffic and gas isn't cheap right now...
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 05:42 PM
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 05:44 PM
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give the wrong answers..answer in strong support of one side or another
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 05:47 PM
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You live in Missouri? Tell them you think Bush caused Katrina.
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 05:56 PM
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Just tell them you're biased against whatever they are for.

But you should do the right thing and just serve.
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by housedjstl
So I got roped into Jury Duty next week starting Monday morning....

What is the quickest way to get dismissed....

I know it sounds bad, but I have to fight alot of traffic and gas isn't cheap right now...
I sent you a PM. :hs:
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 08:46 PM
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I got out of mine because I help at my churchs youth camp. They rescheduled it for October when I'm in school.:rofl:
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 09:48 PM
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I got my notice before I was even 18. Served 4 days after my 18th birthday. Weak.

Just go, if you get past sitting on your ass for hours and actually get to questioning, just say you feel you will be biased towards one side, like they said.
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 09:59 PM
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Tell them you hate blacks, hispanics, jews and asians.
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Old Aug 1, 2006 | 05:52 AM
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Wear a shirt that says "serving only crackers" Then a picture of some saltines

Quickest way out right there.
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