THE COBALT SS? Super Slow?
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From: DirtyJerzee ya heard me!!
THE COBALT SS? Super Slow?
I just blew on of those Heavy Chevy Cobalt SS back to the dealership where this dis-respectful kat got it from. Im just cruisin' going X-mas shopping trunk full of shit, and this young , cocky Chey head 
pulls up revin his engine... My girl looked at me and said " baby here is your chance you've dying to have" and he is reving the car, u can hear the exhaust(deep tone) the light turns Yellow , I begin to stage my car then Green I had to much spin on the launch and the cobalt began to pull before me. Bout 2 gear @ 5,000 you can feel that iV-TEC kick in and it was on til the next light.... I was just praying there was no cops on the other end..
You can hear the super-charging screaming I thought i was gonna get burnt peoples, but being that my car has as much heart and balls as me, we pulled and past this guy- with a shit load of X-mas stuff in the trunk...
"I love my 05' RSX type-S, just not the payments"
pulls up revin his engine... My girl looked at me and said " baby here is your chance you've dying to have" and he is reving the car, u can hear the exhaust(deep tone) the light turns Yellow , I begin to stage my car then Green I had to much spin on the launch and the cobalt began to pull before me. Bout 2 gear @ 5,000 you can feel that iV-TEC kick in and it was on til the next light.... I was just praying there was no cops on the other end..You can hear the super-charging screaming I thought i was gonna get burnt peoples, but being that my car has as much heart and balls as me, we pulled and past this guy- with a shit load of X-mas stuff in the trunk...
"I love my 05' RSX type-S, just not the payments"
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VTECH?!?!?! Its not a phone. 
Learn a little bit more about the english language, the proper rules for driving on the street, and the difference between something in your car and a phone company!
Honestly, you're a fanboy. The "Super slow" is still faster than you. Quit giving fellow RSX owners a bad rep.
Learn a little bit more about the english language, the proper rules for driving on the street, and the difference between something in your car and a phone company!
Honestly, you're a fanboy. The "Super slow" is still faster than you. Quit giving fellow RSX owners a bad rep.
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Originally Posted by 97civicEXVTEC
unless it was an ls, not an ss, there is no way you took it on a straight away..
Acura RSX Type S 6.7(0-60) 15.1(1/4 mile)
Chevrolet Cobalt SS 6.1 14.6
Acura RSX Type S 6.7(0-60) 15.1(1/4 mile)
Chevrolet Cobalt SS 6.1 14.6
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The Cobalt should have a pretty good little bit of get-up. It's not a slug by any means from what I've read it's just that it doesn't have the suspension and tires to hold a good line in a curve.
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Originally Posted by J-s2000
I just blew on of those Heavy Chevy Cobalt SS back to the dealership where this dis-respectful kat got it from. Im just cruisin' going X-mas shopping trunk full of shit, and this young , cocky Chey head pulls up revin his engine... My girl looked at me and said " baby here is your chance you've dying to have" and he is reving the car, u can hear the exhaust(deep tone) the light turns Yellow , I begin to stage my car then Green I had to much spin on the launch and the cobalt began to pull before me. Bout 2 gear @ 5,000 you can feel that V-TECH kick in and it was on til the next light.... I was just praying there was no cops on the other end..
You can hear the super-charging screaming I thought i was gonna get burnt peoples, but being that my car has as much heart and balls as me, we pulled and past this guy- with a shit load of X-mas stuff in the trunk...
"I love my 05' RSX type-S, just not the payments"
You can hear the super-charging screaming I thought i was gonna get burnt peoples, but being that my car has as much heart and balls as me, we pulled and past this guy- with a shit load of X-mas stuff in the trunk...
"I love my 05' RSX type-S, just not the payments"
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Originally Posted by J-S2000
I just blew on of those Heavy Chevy Cobalt SS back to the dealership where this dis-respectful kat got it from. Im just cruisin' going X-mas shopping trunk full of shit, and this young , cocky Chey head pulls up revin his engine... My girl looked at me and said " baby here is your chance you've dying to have" and he is reving the car, u can hear the exhaust(deep tone) the light turns Yellow , I begin to stage my car then Green I had to much spin on the launch and the cobalt began to pull before me. Bout 2 gear @ 5,000 you can feel that V-TECH kick in and it was on til the next light.... I was just praying there was no cops on the other end..
You can hear the super-charging screaming I thought i was gonna get burnt peoples, but being that my car has as much heart and balls as me, we pulled and past this guy- with a shit load of X-mas stuff in the trunk...
"I love my 05' RSX type-S, just not the payments"
pulls up revin his engine... My girl looked at me and said " baby here is your chance you've dying to have" and he is reving the car, u can hear the exhaust(deep tone) the light turns Yellow , I begin to stage my car then Green I had to much spin on the launch and the cobalt began to pull before me. Bout 2 gear @ 5,000 you can feel that V-TECH kick in and it was on til the next light.... I was just praying there was no cops on the other end..You can hear the super-charging screaming I thought i was gonna get burnt peoples, but being that my car has as much heart and balls as me, we pulled and past this guy- with a shit load of X-mas stuff in the trunk...
"I love my 05' RSX type-S, just not the payments"
Quoting stuff from Teh Fast And The Furious?
