stick a tampon up your ass to absorb the water, then proceed.

If your the type that likes force induction and likes to push hard. Get tampon with the string so you can tie it to your left nut sac since it hangs lower.

Light = mostly chunky but still slimy poops.
Medium = When you need the protection, for the uh ohhs.
Heavy = When you ate something wrong and need all the help you can get.

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:ugh:

 

u r strange :ugh:

 

Chris, when you were in the navy, what exactly were your primary "duties"? :ugh:

 

I was fixing erection seats on the F14 Tomcat. And no the seat Goose was in was well before my time, and that would never happen in real life anyways.hfawk:

 

:barf:

 

PH balanced for a women, strong enough for a man.h:

 

did you look through my tampon box where you were here? :ugh:

 

Nope remember we were at Target when I bought them for you.:naughty:

 

side note:

this one time my friends were working at a golf course and had to clean the womens restrooms. i was there just hitting balls and my friend comes up to meh and says "oh my god, come and look at this shet" i proceed to teh womens stall where i find diarrea, a tampon and a bloody brownish slurry. :barf: