stick a tampon up your ass to absorb the water, then proceed.

If your the type that likes force induction and likes to push hard. Get tampon with the string so you can tie it to your left nut sac since it hangs lower.

Light = mostly chunky but still slimy poops.
Medium = When you need the protection, for the uh ohhs.
Heavy = When you ate something wrong and need all the help you can get.

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