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View Poll Results: No one is home and you have to pee...what do you do?
Leave the door open...no one is home so why bother shutting it.
78.57%
Shut the door...it's a habit.
14.29%
Shut and lock the door...
7.14%
Pee in the sink...fuck it, no one will know.
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No one is home and you have to pee...

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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 10:42 AM
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No one is home and you have to pee...what do you do?
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 10:57 AM
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I go back and forth between leaving it open and shutting it. If I have to shit, I close it, every time. If it's just a pee, I usually close it. My toilet is right next to the door, so it feels weird to pee in there with it open.
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:04 AM
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nobody home, no fucks given. door open all day. no scare.
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Snoopy
nobody home, no fucks given. door open all day. no scare.
this, shit with door open too
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by snoopy
nobody home, no fucks given. Door open all day. No scare.
qft
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:38 AM
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No fucks given I whip it out and piss all over the couch.









Leave door open, if nobody is home then why bother...but taking a shit I close the dooor out of courtesy for not stinking up the hallway.
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 12:03 PM
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I only shut the door because I don't want the cat to come in and bother me.
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by fathergoat
I only shut the door because I don't want the cat to come in and bother me.
this....the cat likes to bat at the stream and my dong...so the door is shut
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 01:50 PM
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In my house we do a "sort of close." Reason being, the latch doesn't really work and the dog always wants to come in and keep you company while you crap.
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Old Jun 13, 2013 | 05:14 AM
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Pee, leave it open.
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