so im driving on this road and i come up over a hill and see this deer, i try to stop but cant cause my brakes are shot (waiting for AEM's to come in ) so i hit the horn, it speeds up and i hit it w/ the left half of my already wrecked hood and it flys in the air over my roof and rolls across a gravel parking lot on the oposite side of the road. i stop and think for a secound and then drive home (only like 1 min away) i get out to acess the damage and their is hardly any more than i had already had. than i seen all this yellow chunky stuff up near my window. and just started laughing hysterically for about 5 min alone in my driveway and thought stupid fu(kin deer


BTW: i know im very lucky it was a small one

 

Hahahahhahahhahahah flew over the roof...

 

lol that sucks ass dude......thats why i hate deer, they can total my **** without a problem

 

i love deer. good swerving practice.

 

hitting deer makes me do this :madfawk: I nailed one in my rex doing 60mph wasn't a pretty sight

 

I have been fortunate enough to not hit on yet. *KNOCK ON WOOD*

 

My one friend hit a deer in his bimmer which he loves(it's an e30)
and it like rippled down the whole side of his car. he pulled over and chased the deer with a stick:chuckles:

 

I almost slamed a deer at 40mph going up a sharp blind-turn hill... it was just a fawn, still with the white spots, so I swerved around and went on my merry way. That was in my 92 Integra, before I destroyed it But the guy I sold it to is almost done rebuilding it:thumbup:

 

i was driving down hwy100 towards 32 which is very much just farmland, (about 10 miles north of the city), this jagoff is driving at me with mistuned HID's. You know the stupid ghetto fags who aim them at cars so that oncoming traffic knows they were stupid enough to spend 1000 dollars on a lighting system? anyway, just as my eyes re-dilate i notice the hind end of a deer...he had passed in front of our cars when we were only about 10ft apart...lucky deer.

doesnt sound so bad, the deer proly got away alright. youd be amazed at what they can live through.

 

also my dad did about $3200 to this truck:


before i bought it from him. When he brought it home the radiator had the imprint of a deer in it. you could see right where it was. fenders destroyed, a lot of minor engine components, bumpers, fascia, etc.


also my girl's dad totalled a special edition accord they had given him the day after it cmae out. hes a dealer, now hes only allowed to have civics :doh: