So over at worth1000 they have text contests involving a Thesaurus translations of songs and here was one I thought I would share.

Submitted by Axiom

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Disengaged Flying Poultry

If I abscond this domicile exactly 24 hours from this time,
Would you albeit memoralize me?
For I must be streaming on, at this moment
'Cause there's too many niche's I've got to penetrate
But if I behindhanded with you, mademoiselle
Personal Effects just wouldn't be interchangeable

'Cause I'm as disengaged as a flying poultry, at this moment
And this flying poultry you cannot revolutionize
Commandant distinguishes, I can't revolutionize

Cheerio, Cheerio, it's been a nectareous idolatry
Notwithstanding this persuasion I can't revolutionize
But please don't take it so haphazardly,
'Cause commandant distinguishes I'm to objurgation
But if I postponed here with you, mademoiselle
Contrivances just couldn't be interchangeable

'Cause I'm as disengaged as a flying poultry, at this moment
And this flying poultry you'll never metamorphose
And this flying poultry you cannot metamorphose
Commandant distinguishes, I can't revolutionize
Commandant intercede, I can't revolutionize!

:rofl: