Actually I'm better now but I was.

Stupid idiot on a cell phone couldn't follow the lines around turn so he decided to come into my lane!

Well the problem was the idiot that was ahead of him in the same lane pulls the same stupid move in front of me! That guy nearly hit the car that was infront of me!

So I had to hit my brakes to slow down. then the idiot behind me (who was next to be before) honks and locks up his brakes.

I take off and now this idiot (still talking on the phone) is tailgating me! Well so I did a light brake check. Went from 35mph to 30mph. So the focker flips me off. Well find ass wipe! I went from 30 to 10mph!

He tried to go around me so acclerated and kept him next to me, then passed him and slowed down again. He flips me off again so I do another brake check.

By this time he is scared and keeping his distance. We're both getting on the freeway and I'm done with that f00! So just as he gets on the freeway he tailgates me again and then flips me a bird and changes 3 lanes. I get pissed I floor it catch up to him then pretend to do a lane change (or you might call it a swerve h: ).

Then I slowed down and motioned for him to pull over. He didn't. I thought to myself, fock it and continued home.


Cliff notes: Idiot on cellphone nearly hits me then pisses me off. Tries to flip me off twice then tries to run away.