Damn, it's gettin crazy up in here. I don't know if you guys remember, but last week I got a ticket for tints while my car was PARKED. First time even hearing of that.

Well this past weekend, my friends wanted me to drive to a club so I ended up taking down 2 beers real quick b4 heading out. Guess what, I got pulled over! Started stressin thinking I was gonna get a DUI or something (trust me I was REALLY sober but I was afraid the cop would be a dick). Turns out he pulled me over for my tints. He lets me off, but later I end up getting parking ticket for parking under a viaduct? --> $30 bux

I don't know what it is, but I think the city of Chicago is in need of some big bones, so if ya'll live here, watch out.