Note to self:

Don't buy a Motorola cell phone
Don't use Us Cellular as your cell carrier

I just got done talking to him, looks like we both have Mickey Mouse phones and he never got any of my messages. All cool now I can rest easy.

We got a Jamaican neighbor moving in, hmmm maybe I'll get a discount on weed. He said he'd tell me who else is gonna be our new neighbors. I am hoping for some hot freshman chicks but that would be just too good.