when ever i go to my local checker and there is a riceboy working the counter they always say weird things. i just like to rub it in their face probably cause i applied to work there but they get hired, i dont know why?

one time i went in there for an oil filter wrench and the guy was like "what is that"?

this is what i said
"well, its a wrench for an oil filter, its not just a clever name."

then he goes
"so its to change your oil?"

then i say(not outloud)
"muthafuka?!?!"