I'm 21
1. I eat Rice everyday
2. I drive a Rice Burner everyday
3. I think my car Is RICE
4. But I don't give a :fawk: about rice.
5. I haven't got laid in 10 days
6. I Dream of Ms. Cammie all the time.

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7. I even hallucinated seeing Ms Cammie on top of me instead of my girl :naughty:
8. Oh boi, I'm so gonna get flamed for this. :doh:
then
9. I don't give a :fawk: