are you sure thats all true??

when i broke up with ______, she said:

she loves me
she's been pregnant with my baby for a few months
i'm avoiding her
she's fuking another guy
she fukt other people while we were still happily together
she doesnt love me
she knows for a fact that i fukt around on her
she never would **** around on me
she knows i would never fuk around on her
she loves me
she wants to be back with me
i'm avoiding her

^^^all in that order. none of that fukin around stuff is true, its an attempt to make me jealous so i get back with her. girls say some crazy stuff

edit: lets not name names