So this crap is all parked around Dweezel's frat house.
Look, it's a EVO y0!
The bumper is gunmetal to match the headlights.
And on the same car, "racing" mirrors:
Hyundai with APC sticker even though that's the only APC product on the whole car:
And of course the always classic totally-stock-except-altezzas Neon: