this old salesman juss came up to me and wanted to use my dealer plate for a couple days, so i said sure and told him where it was.. then i said "i'll take a dr. pepper" and he was all "oh ok sure, you want crushed ice?" me "no thats cool, just the pop" him "you sure? i'll even crush it with my balls" (trying to be funny and "young" sounding) then he turns his head and notices customers sitting on the other side of one of the showroom cars.. i've been laughing my ass off silent for 10 minutes now.. omfg it was funny as fawk.... fukkin OGs