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Old Jun 9, 2003 | 11:25 AM
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This is what they define as a Ricer:
Any bone stock ride that is covered in stickers from companies that have nothing to do with that ride is a Ricer.

Any ride with a paint job that looks like something Walt Disney threw-up is a Ricer.

Any ride with more bondo than sheet metal is a Ricer.

Any ride with undercarriage lighting is a Ricer.

Any ride with neon ANYWHERE is a Ricer (beer trucks omitted).

Any ride with wheels 3 sizes too small or too large is a Ricer.

Fartpipe coffee can exhaust? Ricer.

"R" Badges? Ricer.

Monster tach in a mechanically stock vehicle? Ricer.

Ground effects bought at Home Depot? Ricer.

Fake scoops mounted where even real scoops would serve no purpose? Ricer.

A spoiler that more resembles a picnic basket handle? Ricer.

Aviation parts mounted "for better traction"? Ricer.

Defrost ducts painted with latex paint to match the color of the sticker on the brake pads? Ricer.


:ghey: half the mustangs are here look like that, BIG alluminum wings and retarded body kits.