Thread: God Hates Me
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Old Jun 9, 2003 | 10:12 AM
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Default God Hates Me

So today I go out and attempt to get my pos car back on the road since it has been sitting there for a couple weeks. So I go out and I find all the hardware I dropped so now I have all my valve cover grommets and the screws for them. I put new bolts in my timing belt cover, fill up my coolant reservoir and I'm good to go. I start the car and it starts and purrs nicely so I know I didn't bend any valves which I was scared I did. But then the alternator belt squeels. So I turn off the car and figure I will go tighten the alternator brackets so the belt is real tight. So I go and do it and break the goddam head off of one of the bolts. So now I gotta jack up the car, pull out an axle, drop this pos alternator down and get this shit out of it. Goddam God hates me and my car. And now I remembered I can't even drive my car since the ****ing state revoked my registration. Goddamit.
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