Ahhhhhh
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Re: Ahhhhhh
Originally posted by 98EJ6
here is my situation, i have a compleetely (sp?) stock dx and i want it to accelerate faster so that i can beat this kid at my school in his jeep. I can beet him in frist and second gear but then he creeps and then pulls past. How can i do this and my rents wont let me put anything on till i pay it off (damn car payments) WHAT CAN I DO? I HAVE TO BEAT HIM.
here is my situation, i have a compleetely (sp?) stock dx and i want it to accelerate faster so that i can beat this kid at my school in his jeep. I can beet him in frist and second gear but then he creeps and then pulls past. How can i do this and my rents wont let me put anything on till i pay it off (damn car payments) WHAT CAN I DO? I HAVE TO BEAT HIM.
Otherwise, try this.
Stage 1) Remove your passenger seat, rear seats, and spare tire. Go on a diet a week before the race and be sure to take a huge dump the morning of the race.
Stage 2) Remove your entire exhaust system including the cat, or you can just run an "open header". Make sure you put these things on right after you run, else you'll die from sitting at a stoplight for too long.
Shingo
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From: berkeley, ca --> la, ca representin' tha 510&626
Originally posted by XSrcing
since your parents wont let you put anything on your car. take everything out except the drivers seat, shifter, and steering wheel. you should do alright then.
since your parents wont let you put anything on your car. take everything out except the drivers seat, shifter, and steering wheel. you should do alright then.
i kno ive spanked some ricers in my mom's odessey b4. 240hp vtec baybee :chuckles: took out a gs eclipse on the 5. hit 125, and the clipse coudlnt pull on me. 240hp, shitty tires, and e-brake make for some bomb burnouts.... rolling 7-deep
thank god i had an ex accord in highschool. atleast i didnt get beat by foos in dx civics
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From: Northern California
Originally posted by JobeHonda
dude why the **** cant you beat a jeep? You got to be ****ing kidding me, if your driving a automatic then you need to do this, start off in D1, then when you get high rev goto D2, then when you get high rev goto D3, then when your tranny breaks, sell your car because your a ****in idiot who cant drive, i have a stock ****in DX with only an intake and exhaust and before that i could spank a jeep, and some saturns and your tellin me you cant even beat a ****in truck!!!! Get outta here your in the wrong field.....get into go kart racing, even those can beat a jeep....:ghey:
dude why the **** cant you beat a jeep? You got to be ****ing kidding me, if your driving a automatic then you need to do this, start off in D1, then when you get high rev goto D2, then when you get high rev goto D3, then when your tranny breaks, sell your car because your a ****in idiot who cant drive, i have a stock ****in DX with only an intake and exhaust and before that i could spank a jeep, and some saturns and your tellin me you cant even beat a ****in truck!!!! Get outta here your in the wrong field.....get into go kart racing, even those can beat a jeep....:ghey:
I dont own my car anymore...
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Man i just noticed everyone clowning on my OLD CIVIC THAT I DONT EVEN ****IN OWN ANYMORE, SO GROW SOME ****IN NUTS AND REALIZE I DONT OWN THAT CIVIC!!! OMG...****in idiots...i sold the bitch, i have a hatch....god damn, you guys are dumber than bricks...
BOOM goes the dynamite!
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From: in a van down by the rive
Originally posted by JobeHonda
Man i just noticed everyone clowning on my OLD CIVIC THAT I DONT EVEN ****IN OWN ANYMORE, SO GROW SOME ****IN NUTS AND REALIZE I DONT OWN THAT CIVIC!!! OMG...****in idiots...i sold the bitch, i have a hatch....god damn, you guys are dumber than bricks...
Man i just noticed everyone clowning on my OLD CIVIC THAT I DONT EVEN ****IN OWN ANYMORE, SO GROW SOME ****IN NUTS AND REALIZE I DONT OWN THAT CIVIC!!! OMG...****in idiots...i sold the bitch, i have a hatch....god damn, you guys are dumber than bricks...
