So my CEL is on... but I ran into a problem
 

I did the whole, blue connector paper clip thingy, but when I turn to the ign position the only thing that flashes is my SRS light. It didn't do that before or after, so wtf is going on.

CEL came on after I ran into some intake + water problems. When we took out the spark plugs and rocked it back and forth a little bit, it sounded like something was rattling inside the block. so that sucks.

are you sure you got the two pin connector instead of the three pin connector?
you want the two pin(two wire locations in the blue plastic)