Hey, I've got one. Let me wipe it off before I hand it over....a little sticky....:jawdrop:

 

:ugh:

Na, put it back in your butt so the monkey doesn't lose it's 'special friend' h: :wiggle:

 

Hey, you abused my monkey already so I want you to touch the chicken, too.... Oh, I forgot to tell you I picked up those "extra-small" condoms for you.

What's your plans for tonight? You'll probably be masturbating while sliding around in your own feces in the middle of the kitchen floor.... Anywho, enjoy yourself, shit-boy!

 

Oh, thanks for getting those. I'll give them to my buddy Andy, but he's going to be pissed that you told everyone he needs EXTRA SMALL condoms. :nono:
Poor guy... getting it up for him is like trying to sneak a midget onto a rollercoaster. :sad:

Hey, everybody poops. :dunno:

 

you could ice box your fuel, it helps a tad.

 

Right.

Yeah, but not everyone enjoys it like a Disney ride....