So I dreamt I was some sort of ninja, right? My mission was to infiltrate a chemical weapons plant, steal some plans and kill the "boss" of that level. Sorta like a video game. This was 2-player mode, so my partner was none other than Jackie Chan himself.

Upon approaching the weapons plant, Jackie decides to bust out his signature move...he hops from box to box and flings himself over the fence. Meanwhile I'm busy cutting the chain link fence. Jackie is already inside looking for the plans, while outside, 3 guards find the hole I was cutting in the fence and walk around. So I shimmy around the boxes Solid Snake-style and they eventually wander off. Another guard comes from behhind, but I see his shadow. I roll backwards, punch him in the nuts, and proceed to knock him unconscious. I then drag him behind one of the other boxes while another guard comes around. Good thing he didn't see the pair of legs sticking out from behind one box. I wait for him to go away then I enter through the hole in the fence.

Inside, the level is basically as_oilrig from counter-strike, with one door at the back of the first level leading to de_train. Quickly I'm using my ninja skills to scurry around without making any sound. I see a figure... I approach it with great stealth. I make a strike - it turns out to be my partner! Good thing I stopped right before I hit him. We both go "phew" and split up again.

I hustle up the stairs to the next level, and I see the boss of the stage - Bruce Lee (played by whoaitslen2...hehe)! I'm like "shit!" So I take off back down the stairs but he's also going my way! Realizing there's no place to hide, I quickly unzip my ninja outfit and it turns out I'm wearing a tuxedo underneath, ala James Bond. So Bruce sees me and goes "Hey!" I'm all "What's up Bruce?" He goes "Nothing, just waiting for my ride. No Hacky Sack today (inside joke)?" I reply "Nah, I left my hack at home." "Coo. Anyway, see ya later man." Meanwhile Jackie is hiding behind an open doorway when some chick pulls up in a green Geo Metro and yells "Hey Jackie! What are you doing here?!?"

Bruce Lee turns around in a look of mixed anger and surprise...Like he's about to lob someone's head off with a roundhouse kick. I'm like "Fawk....busted......." So Bruce runs at Jackie and starts fighting. Then I run in, and it's a 2-on-1. Botch of us got our asses kicked, lol.

Then I woke up.