Originally posted by Nightshade
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!