they are giving away this 7th gen neon green civic monstrosity at mexicanZone and i was making fun of it, the little cracker behind the counter was like "oh dude, you can get some applications over there so you can win it"

and i told him, "Oh boy! I could be the hit of hwy 100"

i think he thought i was serious at first...but then he laughed, and i laughed, and i bought stuff.