cant connect to wireless web

try this, try this, try that

nothing

hmm, ok, press the reset button on the back

"dataMGr.c Line:8589, index out of range....nothing works"

"oh man...did you do a hot sync...?"

"UM, NO....god damnit"

"oh man, im sorry, youre going to lose everything if we do a hard reset"

"goddamnit, what the ****ing, mother****ing computers, i swear to god"

"eh, yeah..."

"well, help me fix it..."

"eh....sorry"

"mother****ing hell dude, wtf."

"let me call a tier 2 tech, brb"

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