My friend sent this to me.
>A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
>reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
>
>Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
>and
>noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
>
>"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
>
>"They're mating," her father replied.
>
>"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
>
>"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.
>
>"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.
>
>"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
>
>The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them
>
>flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit in our garden!"
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