I'm sittin at my desk and my cell rings. Don't recognize the number on the caller id.

"Hello?"

The person on the other end says

"Hello?"

I say,

"Hello?"

They say,

"Hello?"

I say,

"I think you have the wrong number."

How can you not identify your stinking ass when you call someone?! Who just keeps saying hello?! I mean the person who pics up the phone says hello, and you say "hey this is so-and-so." This is not that hard people!

Then what happens?

The phone rings again. Same number.

"Hello?"

They say

"Hello?"

I say,

"Look I'm not gonna say hello four times again, you just called me a minute ago."

Argh!!!!