::yawn:: I'm done, I was kidding but now you're all bent out of shape. Lock this ****ing thread.

And shyt, any one of you could mop the floor with me with your pinky toe and a garden shovel. My ass weighs 120 pounds expanding over 5'11''. I'm not a heavyweight, If I stand in WIND GUSTS strong enough, I lose equilibrium and get caught in the updraft.